Monday, May 4, 2009

A workout? Really?

A "workout" is a run that's over three miles. A "workout" is bench pressing your weight and then talking about it to the other guys in the gym while you drink water from the fountain and towel off your face. A "workout" is playing a full 48 minute game on the basketball court.

When engaging in a "workout" you should never hear the following words out loud:

  • Peacock Pose

  • Dolphin Plank Pose

  • Firefly Pose

  • Cow Face Pose

  • Lotus Pose

  • Feathered Peacock Pose

  • ______ Pose (unless you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in the gym and you command him to pose by saying "Arnold Schwarzenegger Pose!")

"Crane" was not included in this list because I think Karate is badass.

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